G
G
Friday night hot spot, sign in the parking lot
G
Free beer ribs ham, all about big jam
G
Paid a double cover then we walked inside
G
Betty Lou started laughed said look at them guys
C
Violin keys drums saxophone
G
Some long haired singer singin lookin half stoned
D7
Sign outside said country band
G
But the fiddles outta tune
G
And they ain't gotta Tele-man
G
Bartender said see the man poundin'on the keys
G
Rumor has it I'm told that he taught Jerry Lee
G
Heard his sister was married to Irving Berlin
G
He plays anything from Chopstick to Chopin
C
Said I don't care if he wears cashmere
G
Gotta wig on his head and hes def in one ear
D7
Or if he goes by the name Ludwig van
G
If the fiddles outta tune
G
And they ain't gotta Tele-man
C Bb G
Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, Willie, and Waylon
C G
Johnny Cash, Jerry Reed, Patsy and the Possum
D
Ain't none of them stars ever woulda gotta hand
G
If it weren't for a finger lickin
Chicken picken Tele-man
[Guitar Solos]
G C G C A7 D7 G
C G
Oh, Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, Willie, and Waylon
C G
Johnny Cash, Jerry Reed, Patsy and the Possum
D
Ain't none of them stars ever woulda gotta hand
G
If it weren't for a finger lickin
G
Chicken picken Tele-man
C
2 am they were breakin' it down
G
When I heard the singer say
G
"Hey how did it sound"
D
Don't ya come around pickin these bars again
G
Til ya tune that fiddle
G
And ya get yourself a tele-man
C Bb G
Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, Willie, and Waylon
C Bb G
Johnny Cash, Jerry Reed, Patsy and the Possum
D
Ain't none of them stars ever woulda gotta hand
G
If it weren't for a finger lickin
Chicken picken Tele-man
G
Tick tock, clip clop string pullin tele-man
G
B bender old Fender kick it off Tele-man
[Outro-Guitar Solos]
G C G D G C G D G
C G D G
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