The Daily Mail chords

D D/Db D/B D/Bb x2

    D              D/Db  D/B   D/Bb
The moonies are up       on a mountain.
                  D          D/Db D/B D/Bb
The lunatics have taken over     the asylum.
               D   D/Db D/B D/Bb
Waiting on the raaaaaaapture.

        D     D/Db D/B D/Bb
Singing we're here;
                     D   D/Db D/B D/Bb
To keep your prices down.
                      D     D/Db D/B D/Bb
We'll feed you to the hounds.
             D      D/Db
To the Daily Mail,
   C   Cadd9  Bm         C#9   Dbadd9
To get up,   together.

Eb
You made a pig's ear.
Dbadd9        F7   C#9 Dbadd9 
You made a mistake.
Eb
Paid off security,
    Dbadd9        F7     C#9 Dbadd9
and got through the gate.
Eb
You got away with it,
       Dbadd9       C
but we lie in wait.

C  Eb6 D7 F F#Mb5
C  Eb6 D7 F F#Mb5

                C
Where's the truth?
What's the use?
    Eb6         D7
In hanging round,
         F   
Lost and found.
    F#Mb5         C
And with your head
In the sand.
    Eb6    D7
Fat chance,
   F
No plan.
F#Mb5    C
No     regard for human life.
       Eb6     D7
You'll keep time.
          F
You've no right.
     F#Mb5
You're fast to lose.
C
You're willing to lose.
   Eb6           D7
To jump the queue.
F
Go back again,
F#Mb5     
President
C
   For life.
Eb6
Lord of all
D7                  F
   The flies in the sky,
    F#Mb5
The beasts of the Earth,
C
  The fish in the sea,
     Eb6       Bb   Db6 C7 Eb Eb5
Have lost command.

Bb   Db6   C7   Eb  Eb5  Bb