Serve Yourself chords

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Well...
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I've got a story to tell

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You say you found Jesus
He's the only one
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You say you found Buddha
Sitting in the sun
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You say you found Muhammed
Bowing to the east
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You say you found Krishna
Dancing in the streets

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Well that's too much cockamammie
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Too much cockadoodledo
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You know there's something missing, in this god almighty stew
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And it's your mother! (Don't forget your mother boy)
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You've got to serve yourself
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Ain't nobody gonna do for you
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You've got to serve yourself
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Ain't nobody gonna do for you
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Well you may believe in devils
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You may believe in lords
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But you know you're gonna have to serve yourself honey

Ain't no room service here!

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You say we came from monkeys
Or something weird like that
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You say the Garden of Eden
Is really where it's at
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You say we came from spaceships
Maybe ran outta gas
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You say we came from nowhere
And this is to the past

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Well, wherever we all came from
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We sure as hell are here
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And who the hell you cry for, when the boogieman is near

And it's your mother!
(Too much monkey buisness around here honey! 
Don't forget your mama!)
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You've got to serve yourself
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Ain't nobody gonna do it for you
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You've got to serve yourself
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Ain't nobody gonna do it for you
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Well you may believe in Mickey Mouse
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Or even Donald Duck
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But who the hell you turn to when you really need a- woohoo!

That's right honey, it's your mother! 
You can't do it by yourself! Go blind doing that!

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Serve yourself
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Ain't nobody gonna do for you
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You've got to serve yourself
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Ain't nobody gonna do it for you
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Well you may believe in devils
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You may believe in lords
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But you know, you're gonna have to serve yourself honey!

Ain't no room service here

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You know that two is company
And three's a family
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Need the tree of knowledge
Or holy trinity
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You can't have one without the other
As sure as night follows day
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That's a law of nature
Can't be any other way

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Well you may believe in devils
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And you may believe in lords
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But god you're gonna have to serve yourself honey!
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It's not nice to fool with mother nature