Myxomatosis chords

  Cmaj9
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  Em7
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    Cmaj9                 Cmaj9
the mongrel cat came home holding half a head
   Em7                      Em7
proceeded to show it off to all his newfound friends
           Cmaj9                Cmaj9
he said, i been where i liked i slept with who i like
    Em7                         Em7
she ate me up for breakfast she screwed me in a vice, but now

C                     Am7
   i don't know why i feel so tongue tied

Cmaj9      Em7

Cmaj9                     Cmaj9
i sat in the cupboard and wrote it down in neat
          Em7                  Em7
they were cheering and waving, cheering and waving
Em7
twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis
           Cmaj9             Cmaj9
but it got edited, fucked up strangled, beaten up
Em7                              Em7
used in a photo in time magazine buried in a burning black hole in Devon

C                     Am7
   i don't know why i feel so tongue tied
Em                  Em
   don't know why i feel so skinned alive

   Cmaj9                                        Cmaj9
my thoughts are misguided and a little naïve, i twitch and i salivate like with myxomatosis
           Em7                                               Em7
you should put me in a home or you should put me down, i got myxomatosis, i got myxomatosis
     Cmaj9
yeah no one likes a smartass, but we all like stars
           Cmaj9
wait, that wasn't my intention, i did it for a reason
   Em7                                                 Em7
it must have got mixed up, strangled, beaten up, i got myxomatosis, i got myxomatosis

C                     Am7
   i don't know why i feel so tongue tied

Cmaj9      Em7   Em7   E6     Em7   Em