Handsome Man chords

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  Hello. Did you miss me?
                         G A D
I know I'm hard to resist
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Why'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this
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It's hard to be humble When you're so fucking big
                                              G A
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig

Bm                       D
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Bm                       D
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
                     A
Come take a piece of me

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If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
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If you don't see me I don't exist
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It's nice to meet you
                          C
Now let me go and wash my hands
                A                             D
'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

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The world's most handsome man
D                                             G A
Why'all know who I am, I'm still the boy next door
D                                             G A
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
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If I've gone up in the world, Or is the world gone down on me
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I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Bm                              D
Give in and love it, What's the point in hating me…
Bm                     D
You can't argue with popularity
                            A
Well you could But you'd be wrong

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If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D                G F#m Em
If you don't see me I don't exist
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It's nice to meet you
                          C
Now let me go and wash my hands
                 A
Keeping for your stands

Bb                                      C
Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
                    D
Though it's not for me
Bb     A              G      
Flip a grin, shake a thing, 
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name a shame then I'm out of here
Bb
It's not very complicated
A
I'm just young and overrated

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D          G F#m Em
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
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If you don't see me I don't exist
D                    G F#m Em
It's nice to meet you
                          C
Now let me go and wash my hands
                 A
Keeping for your stands
D          G F#m Em
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D                G F#m Em
If you don't see me I don't exist
D                    G F#m Em
It's nice to meet you
                          C
Now let me go and wash my hands
                A                             C
'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
                          C
The world's most handsome man
                          C
The world's most handsome man
                          C
The world's most handsome man