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D
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
C
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
D
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
C
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
Bb
Well there's no need to complain
A
We'll eliminate your pain
G
We can neutralize your brain
A
You'll feel just fine...now
G F C D
Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
D
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
C
Is life within the business world a drag?
D
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around?
C
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Bb
Are you worried and distressed?
A
Can't seem to get no rest?
G
Put our product to the test
A
You'll feel just fine...now
G F C D
Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
A G
You better hurry up and order one
E A
Our limited supply is very nearly gone
D
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
C
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
D
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?
C
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
Bb
We can end your daily strife
A
At a reasonable price
G
You've seen it advertised in Life
A
You'll feel just fine...now
G F C D
Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
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